I’m not sure if this is the 100% legal way of doing this, but…here we go.
I care about you in a very human way. I think you are an awesome addition to the world and I’m glad you are here to read about and join in my travels. However, I do not collect any personal data about you here. Also, if I’m being honest, I don’t know what I would do with that information even if I knew how to extract it.
Also, I do have Google Analytics and Google Adsense running on the site. They may collect some kind of info from you, but I don’t really have anything to do with that. Plus, we all know Google already knows everything about us. So don’t hold it against me. However, if you sign up to be a user here (but why would you?) whatever information is needed for that is stored on the back end. I don’t send email and I have no use for that information. Just ask and I’ll delete it.
Long story short…I don’t have cookies. I don’t collect your data. I don’t know how to do this stuff. I don’t actually care about that part of you. Google is watching. Be careful out there. Send me an email, let’s get together.